Bouncing around from couch to couch can be tough work. That’s why it’s a good idea to relax with a game a beer pong a few times a night. We asked Johnny B. Homeless, star of Atom.com's newest series Johnny B. Homeless, to help you out, dropping knowledge on how to drop any type of beer pong competition. To follow all of Johnny's wacky adventures, got to http://johnnybhomeless.atom.com/
The Venue: UCLA Grad School Party
The good thing about grad school parties is the beer flows freely and it’s almost always the good stuff.
The bad thing is I hardly know what any of these people are talking about. I can talk to anybody, but I don’t care who’s running for the Senate this year; I don’t even play fantasy football.
The Opponents: Former Frat Boys
Frat guys who try to pretend they’re no longer frat guys are nuts. I think I play a lot of beer pong, but these guys have muscle memory that would make Tiger Woods jealous.
The Strategy: The Power of Music
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about frat dudes, it’s that when they’re drunk they love singing along to the cheesiest music ever made.
I ask to plug in my iPod. Letting a black guy choose the music at a party is pretty much the same as if Obama showed up and gave everyone a high five, so I know I’ll be good. I let some crazy broad load OAR’s “That Was a Crazy Game of Poker” into my iTunes a few years ago hoping it would help get me some. Unlike then, hopefully this plan will be a success.
The Outcome: Victory
Apparently it’s a lot harder to sink ping pong balls when you are screaming “oh-aye-revolution” at the top of your lungs.
But the best thing about hammered frat boys is they’re always the first to get the “drunken munchies.” Before I started the next game, I sent them off on a taco run. Victory numero dos.
The Final Word: One drunk frat boy in the hand is worth two tacos in the mouth. Good times.
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