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Joined: 11.09.2008

Age: 26
Total Games: 83
W/L %: 53.01
Avg CD: 25,873,297.06
  • Quote

    Posted: Dec 7th 2008, 03:13 am
    Post subject: Boats 'n Hoes

  • Intro:
    Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.
     

    Chorus:
    (Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2
     
    Huff:
    The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria.
     
    Doback:
    Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you
    wont go down 'cause my dick can float!
     
    Huff:
    We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I cum I produce a quart.
     
    Doback:
    Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, theres a nice lady whore, I'd like to swank her.
     
    Chorus:
    (Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2
     
    Huff:
    Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!
     
    Doback:
    I'm a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.
     
    Huff:
    Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I cum in your hair!
     
    Doback:
    Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a dick in your hand!
     
    Chorus:
    (Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.) x2
     

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    'nuf said. <---- period
Joined: 01.01.1991

Age: 27
Total Games: 97
W/L %: 62.89
Avg CD: 0.91
  • Quote

    Posted: Dec 7th 2008, 12:47 pm
    Post subject: Boats 'n Hoes

  • DUDE haha i just finally seen this movie last nite
     
    damn near pissed my pants lol
     
    "listen hear u curly haired FUCK!"