The national Beer Pong League

"jstud"

AHEM AHEM AHEM... my first motion as active beerpong participant will be quite succinct.
 
this forum blows.
 
here's why:
 
pros:
i get to post thoughtless and offensive nonsense
the moderator is already biased against me
drama drama drama
 
cons:
no avatars. wtf? have you ever been to a web forum without avatars? that's like getting oreos and no milk.
no signatures. what fun is a post without a good tag line?
the profiles blow. Very Very Very limited capabilities. why can't i write that i like orange jello and tailgating at the Special Olympics? I mean, that's pertinent information! People should know that i want to get drunk and watch retards do tricks! but no.. i get a name, a time zone.. and an address. yay! that's.. fun.. ::yawn::
no secret forum section where you can troll  for noods.. PLEASE... every web forum has to have THAT.
no underage girls posting quasi-sexual photographs and trolling for pedophiles.. (yeah you pedos are lucky Chris Hansen doesn't visit either)
 
riight.
 
we've come to a consensus..
 
i'm a feminazi anti-stripper man hating ball kicking over-caffeinated OFFICIAL beer pong playing bitch.
 
i'm glad we all agree on that

"prusch"

"juzam139"

But until then, keep practicing and if you want to challenge any one of us on here, I'm sure we'll kill you at a game of pong.  

I've seen her play, and you don't want to mess.  Any odds on stud beating juzam?

"juzam139"

 
Jstud,
 
As the first one to respond to this comment, I feel that if you want to swap tips and tricks on Gears of War or talk to World of Warcraft gamers, go somewhere else.  This site is still fairly in its infancy and the guys who run this are doing the best they can with not only running the site, but with a business plus their normal lives and jobs.  
 
All websites when first launched aren't the greatest, but hell they get better.  This site is designed with one purpose in mind, bring together the people who love the sport of beerpong.  I know you probably play D & D and Magic the Gathering while playing beerpong on the side, but give the site a break.  It's made to promote the game of beerpong.  Once this all comes together, the site will be just like the World of Warcraft boards you probably troll along 17 hours a day with the avatars, private messaging, signatures lines, etc.  But until then, keep practicing and if you want to challenge any one of us on here, I'm sure we'll kill you at a game of pong.  

"juzam139"

"jstud"

btw.. wtf is gears of war?

 
Had I known it was you Jess, I would've thought otherwise posting.  Travis at the state championships today was like, "You know that was Jess who posted right?"  I for some stupid reason thought it was some random person attacking the forum so I apologize.  Although I would still like to see you beat Foster at the World Series.  That would be crazy.