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Joined: 09.17.2008

Age: 26
Total Games: 24
W/L %: 50
Avg CD: 0.21
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    Posted: Dec 23rd 2008, 12:47 am
    Post subject: What inspired you

  • For me it all started at about the age of 5... when most of us were unaware that we were being groomed for this sport.  On that shitty WGN station that is racist in the fact that it only broadcasts Chicago shows and their terrible teams such as the cubs and blackhawks. Well they had Bozo's Sunday Morning Estravaganza or something... Luckily I hadnt seen the movie "It" yet or theres no way in hell I would be loving that 7 foot tall pale big rudolph nosed looking motherfucka that goes by the alias of Bozo.  I know hes homeboys with Pennywise and Zeebo the clown from "Are You Afraid of the Dark."  No way I'm going to that shit hole town to hang out with his scary ass crew.  Right so anyways no one gives a shit about that show... except for one part.... the BUCKET GAME.... I can hear the bells and whistles going off in everyones faces right now...  You take a PING PONG BALL and try and sink it into a bucket... there are 10 buckets and for each bucket you make you win a prize... with the final bucket being a CRISP 100 dollar bill!
    Don't you tell me that this single game didn't change our entire generation... because it did.
    To become a pro baseball player you have to start off playing tee ball.
    To become a pro basketball player you have to start off at a 6' goal.
    To become a pro actor you have to kiss other boys on the playground.
    And for my inspiration and dedication to try and show my skills off infront of the worlds' best beer pong champions I thank Bozo the Clown and Chuckee Cheese's where a kid can be a kid... because they allowed me to stay away from the slums of Chicago and practice my bucket ball tossing skills in my city on my terms... but for tickets instead of money
    Well my fellow players I am ready to move on from tickets... I'm done trading them in for bouncy balls, army men, and clear neon giraffes.... I am ready to play for the crisp $50,000 bill sitting in the bottom of cup #10....
    Thank you
Joined: 01.01.1991

Age: 30
Total Games: 8
W/L %: 62.5
Avg CD: -0.38
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    Posted: Dec 23rd 2008, 12:55 am
    Post subject: What inspired you

  • "solbycolby"

    Don't you tell me that this single game didn't change our entire generation... because it did.

    (applause)
     
    We should start a Forum Hall of Fame for posts like this... Well
     

  • Last edited on Dec 23rd 2008, 12:56 am
Joined: 09.17.2008

Age: 26
Total Games: 24
W/L %: 50
Avg CD: 0.21
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    Posted: Dec 23rd 2008, 11:55 am
    Post subject: What inspired you

  • so I was thinking.... I think the Bozo game only had 7 buckets... but still you gotta start somewhere